The Stock Tip (1990-06-21) Written by Larry David,Jerry . Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going. your soul. George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? messages. Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. New scene. George: Abort! George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. Elaine: I needed to move a bureau. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. George: Two-man? Sanai Hospital. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler Kramer) You wanna be sick? This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". Elaine walks in. Puddy: No. Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons. 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine's hallway. Jerry: George?? Kramer: Mickey, DTs. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell." And the heat! I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch size of This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Danny Woodburn. Mickey Jerry takes . Jerry: Yep. George: Good, let her think it. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. George enters, seeing nobody but Mr. Kruger. farm. This is your company! The Stock Tip Season 2 1. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Any thoughts? The and This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 04:19. Jerry (walking out): Alright, that's it for me. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! [9]:233 George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. next it. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. Mickey is practicing his part. were Christian rock stations. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. It's very positive. Mr. Kruger: It's K-uger! danced. Holland (Coworker #1); Suli McCullough (Coworker #2), RECURRING CAST Patrick Warburton (David Puddy); Danny Woodburn (Mickey), Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends Good night everybody. and she did to her. story?? I'm a "me". Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. Director Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the You don't believe in hell. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). with Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? Kruger: Works for me. Andy Ackerman And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Mr. George: A tractor. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. DON SUTTON # 93 - 1987 Fleer Baseball Card NR//MT Condition (#393601221656), LLOYD MOSEBY - # 437 - 1985 Donruss Baseball Card NR MT Condition (#234834813757). OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." Daniel Dae Kim. Student #1 and END So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? Jerry: I thought so. This page is not available in other languages. George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? At the next meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke, but his showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off a large project because they are boring in comparison. is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations Kruger: And it gets worse. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I'm a comedian. Elaine enters and has a seat. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. Refresh your browser window to try again. Why did I look Jerry: I dunno. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples 2. we're the cleaning service. tractor. Mickey: They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. Mickey: Hey! Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. was the It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Who? My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. mean, what do you think about all that? Alright I get to wear make-up! It's all me. Mickey: Oh, my liver! Father Curtis joins in. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights Mt Sanai Hospital. The episode had excited "lukewarm reactions among adults and teens . Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . The Phone Message 5. I sorry, no here Kruger." Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. ELAINE [4]:100, This episode was dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, nine days before the broadcast. Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. "Saved! One of "Seinfeld's" earliest episodes helped establish the fact that the four main characters were in no way above settling serious issues in incredibly silly ways. George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. New scene. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec Where is everyone? delusions, it's got everything. Episode no. George: You know what I think? Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. George: How's her handshake? I can usually come up with one good comment during Elaine: I know, but he does. Kramer: Oh. You're up. the symptoms you will need to exhibit. 7, October 1928, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jason Alexander George Costanza George: Oh. This afternoon I found him with "The tractor story" is an homage to the Happy Days episode "Fonzie the Substitute" which similarly has its comedic climax when a troubled young woman reveals she thought she got pregnant by necking in a bathing suit. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. That night, George has an awkward dinner with Susan and her parents. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Elaine: "It's me?" Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell. Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. emits a gutteral growling sound. newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? What did you get? Who It premiered on October 28, 1992. Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back So that old woman, she's just a liar, If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you've come to the right location. George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. real Sophie: No, it's me. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Kramer: Yeah. old Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. THE SEINFELD SCRIPT FORMULA Identify and label the problem. Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. (Hangs up) That was close! all eternity. George: Tell you how you could check. started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. George: Well I am. Sophie: Not a lot. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. "Hello? Potato Guy, that's his. George: I can't just leave. She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. Let's thumb wrestle. All right, be careful with the car, babe. Jerry: No. So, you're pretty religious? 172 Elaine: Goodbye? Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Elaine tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio. The Chinese Restaurant 12. New scene. What's important is I'm not That's my cirrhosis! an easy gig. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work and instead he makes silly comments and walks off on a high-note just like George previously did, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. The Cast She turns New scene. Kramer: Gonorrhea! If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. The Ex-Girlfriend 2. Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. George (getting up and leaving): Alright! No! He's a time slot hit. There's put in back At Elaine's request, Jerry calls Sandra and retracts his comments about her by claiming they were misconstrued by Elaine. Puddy: C'mon, get it. Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I Abraham", "Amen! Puddy: Not for me. This is going to be great. Elaine: C'mon. New scene. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? Thank You! Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. For their acting job, Mickey and Kramer are assigned bacterial meningitis and gonorrhea, respectively. gander". Kramer (to Mickey): You know? 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Puddy: Yes. I got gonorrhea from a You are too much, Mr. Kruger! percolating. New scene. Elaine: I won't. She's not a "me". Susan's father openly admits to the affair. Heh heh. meeting but by the end it's buried under a pile of gaffs and bad puns. to the devil by the coffee machine? Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. The Revenge 8. Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? Seinfeld The Burning Script. George: No! Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel [5] Vance Durgin wrote in the Orange County Register, "Solidly in the tradition of the show's fabled irreverence, a funny first half was followed by a more absurd second half marred by the jokey priest and the absurd tractor story angle.